Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

32 oz Water Bottle | Wide-Mouth Foldable Straw
Hydration that won’t ghost you.
Your body needs water more than it needs a text back. This 32 oz bottle is the reliable companion that actually shows up—every single day, no excuses. Unlike people, it keeps you sustained through workouts, back-to-back meetings, and existential crises.
Why it’s worth your trust:

Holds enough water to keep you functional (950 ml of pure commitment)
Wide-mouth design because life’s too short for tiny sips
Foldable straw that won’t spill your dignity all over your lap
Rotating handle that actually stays put when you need it

Built for the grind—whether that’s fitness goals, brutal work schedules, or just surviving another day without needing therapy. Compact enough to go everywhere, reliable enough to never let you down.
Some relationships are worth investing in. This is one of them.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.